THE THINGS I'D DONE WHEN I WAS A KID (BOTH STUPID AND REPULSIVE)

1. Swallowing goldfish alive
2. Ask my parents what condom is
3. Fall from a tree
4. Lick a cat
5. Hug the tv when my family was watching
6. Mix soy milk with Ferrero Rocher 
7. Forcing a stick into a tortoise's butt
8. Sing in front of my grandmother's grave
9. Mix Nutella with rice
10. Mix Raspberry ice cream with coca-cola and fried rice
11. Finishing my mom's lipstick
12. Break a chopstick
13. Swallow chewing gum
14. Bite the staircase handles
15. Hug a statue
16. Running around naked
17. Spray perfume into my mouth